I don’t think this one needs any explanation.
10. Webinar We used to meet, shake hands, rub shoulders, curse the traffic, kiss a cheek, queue for name tags, bags and folders, find a chair that didn’t squeak. Now it’s all, ‘You’re not unmuted,’ ‘Can the speaker be spotlighted?’ ‘Check the webpage in the chat,’ ‘Share a screen – Oh look, a cat!’ To meet up now, we all go zooming: names attached, we fill our screens with gallery view, and by this means we see a score of 2-D humans. Minds still meet, and even hearts, but what of one another's farts?
Me fail? I fly! 