It’s a long time since I’ve been inspired to write silly verse about party politics. I’m still quite proud of this clerihew, from election night November 2007:
Kevin Michael Rudd
may turn out to be a dud
but at least we’ll no longer be showered
with the duplicitous spittle of Howard.
Here are a few attempts inspired by recent events.
Scott John Morrison's
must have fallen on deaf ears. He
lost to Albanese.
And another clerihew:
Anthony Norman Albanese won’t make everything magically easy but now we will not hear too much more from Scott.
Hokumen pokumen PM Scott Morrison counted on miracles, came up with zip. No longer licensed for bloviatorial chats to the press he must button his lip.
There is a Gen X-er called Scott Who boasted he stopped boats a lot. He bulls and he dozes And doesn't hold hoses And very soon will be forgot.
Feel free to add yours in the comments.